The defensive power of a pinned piece is only imaginary
Why must I lose to this idiot?
The passed Pawn is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient
The isolated Pawn casts gloom over the entire chessboard
The beauty of a move lies not in its' appearance but in the thought behind it
Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check